This is just a way to indulge in a fantasy that I'm sure we have all toyed with, but have never actually put any thought into actually doing. That is half the fun! Of course it will never happen, but it's a nice release to just let the thought pass through, right?
So, here are a few of those random thoughts I've caught and put to pixels. I hope you find them amusing.
Oh, and the title? Well, what do YOU think would happen if you actually did one of these things?
On my last day at work....
I will tell folks, "Fo shizzle ma dizzle!" Instead of saying, "Yes, Sir"
As I close out the call I will still say, "Thank You for calling and , take care." Except "take care" will be said very, very darkly with a Darth Vader menace in the tone.
When asking if I can put the caller on hold, instead I will ask them, "May I hold you?" In my best Barry White voice. Then, when they reply, "Pardon?" I'll just say that "I was just asking if it's alright to out you on hold....."
More to follow, a lot more.....